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Old 01-10-2013, 04:06 PM   #1
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Funny bumper stickers

Does anyone else on the forum find amusement in checking out bumper stickers while driving down the road? Since I've enjoyed the funny signs thread I thought there might be enough interest to start a funny bumper sticker thread.

Here are a couple I've seen this week. Since tailgating is one of my pet peaves I find extra joy in these.

"Your tail gating is not intimidating my cruise control"

And my favorite for the week-

"Die tailgater SCUM!"
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Old 01-10-2013, 05:35 PM   #2
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Re: Funny bumper stickers

My pet peeve expands on yours.... A line of tailgaters all following a slow moving vehicle, and none of them make any attempt at a passing no matter no but they since they are all tailgating, nobody can pass without PASSING THE ENTIRE LINE AT ONCE.

Of course, when a 2-lane passing zone finally comes up, the slow guy up front never fails to speed up well beyond the speed limit, only to slow way down again once it merges, with all his tailgating minions still on his bumper.

This is the reason I turned off the 100 MPH governor on the my van.

I also really like it (not) when I'm in a truck and use a pullover to let traffic by, only to get stuck behind one of the cars that was just moments before tailgating me, and now I'm stuck going 10 MPH slower. Its like some drivers have zero concept of speed, and must have an anxiety attack when there isn't a vehicle in front of them blocking their view. Makes me wonder if they can't even see the lines lines, and they have to follow so close so they don't lose track of where the road is.
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Old 01-10-2013, 07:16 PM   #3
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^^^ im right there with you guys. that crap drives me bonkers. there are roads here locally that i refuse to drive on anymore due to instances just like you described.

a few summers ago there was some guy in an rv pulling a civic and backing up traffic for freaking miles. he was traveling 35-40 in a 65 zone. he wouldnt pull over at any of the turnouts (honestly, quite a few of them along that road) and just kept on trucking. well little did he know his civic had a popped tire and was throwing sparks all over the place starting random fires here and there at the peak of our fire season. people were pulling up next to him when they could trying to let him know, but he assumed they were road raging him and ignored all attempts to let him know what was happening behind his rig. that dude started so many fires along highway 55 i dont even recall the final number. i think he got a bill for those fires too iirc...

back to stickers and a few ive seen that i enjoyed lately.

"dont steal, the government hates competition." -on a vw van.

"why the f*ck do i have to press one for english?" -on a dodge pu with a flatbed.
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Funny bumper stickers

I saw "Somebody else for President" the other day. I didn't take it as an Obama bashing sticker, just a perpetual state of affairs. The sticker looked like it had been there for 20 years.
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Old 01-10-2013, 10:29 PM   #5
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Re: Funny bumper stickers

Spotted recently on a VW Westy:
"5162 pounds, 83 HP. You do the math."
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Old 01-10-2013, 10:40 PM   #6
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Re: Funny bumper stickers

Saw this on a Wrangler one time: "If you're riding my ass you better be pulling my hair"
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Old 01-10-2013, 11:23 PM   #7
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Re: Funny bumper stickers

Spotted this one in town the other day... "Dopeless Hope Fiend"
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Old 01-11-2013, 07:54 AM   #8
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Re: Funny bumper stickers

Seen shortly after Paris Hilton was imprisoned:
"No One is Free until Paris is Free"

And for a little state rivalry (seen in Jackson, Wyoming):
"I bet that was cool in Colorado"
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Old 01-11-2013, 08:35 AM   #9
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Re: Funny bumper stickers

Saw one on a really raggedy old Winnebago a few weeks ago... "F**k the rent, Let's go Racing!
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Re: Funny bumper stickers

Quote:
Originally Posted by rockbender
Spotted recently on a VW Westy:
"5162 pounds, 83 HP. You do the math."
I love it!
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