Idiot in Moab

SMoaB · 03-30-2012, 02:46 PM

Some guy is stealing Mitt Romney signs and leaving 5' blowup shlongs with Romney masks instead. My nephew is a Grand County sheriff and my brother tells me their looking for a heavyset guy in a jacked up white van with a hood ornamant and winch. He thought it was a Smb like mine.

CascadeWalnut · 03-30-2012, 03:21 PM

Like this?

8850 · 03-31-2012, 07:19 AM

Regardless of political affiliation, that's a pretty funny prank!

twogone · 03-31-2012, 08:14 AM

I'm wondering just what the charge will be... "Misdemeanor Schlong-Leaving"?

Gnarvan · 03-31-2012, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by twogone

I'm wondering just what the charge will be... "Misdemeanor Schlong-Leaving"?

Felony Schlong Abuse?

Pntyrmvr · 03-31-2012, 08:49 AM

Hi;

And that's the schlong and short of it.

Regards,

Gavin

PS Doesn't that description of the suspect fit a good number of the forum members? EDIT! Me included!

SMoaB · 03-31-2012, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by CascadeWalnut

Like this?

Is that on a Smb. Wheres he from. How do I forward the picture to someone

Jeffrey · 03-31-2012, 03:42 PM

C'mon, you can't tell us this without a picture!

CascadeWalnut · 03-31-2012, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by SMoaB

Is that on a Smb. Wheres he from. How do I forward the picture to someone

I got this picture from Zeta, as soon as I read your description he popped into my mind. I remembered seeing that ornament in his gallery.

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carringb · 03-31-2012, 08:35 PM

So is putting out inflatable penises (penii?) a crime in Utah. I feel like if it were just missing signs, nobody would care.

I know that if my tax dollars were being used to investigate inflatable sex toys, I'd be royally pissed. Our shop was broken into this week, and we lost $20,000+ in air tools, plus two service vehicles, a customer's car, and a half-dozen audio systems disappeared from customer's cars. This still didn't warrant a full investigation, because it's a "minor" crime.

PS - If anyone happens to run across somebody hocking AAA-brand car batteries, and they aren't in AAA truck... it's not legit, and I bet you I know where they got those batteries from.