And now for something completely different...

[jage]

If Sportsmobile made a boat, I think this would be it (no affiliation):

http://denver.craigslist.org/boa/2397939786.html

[macmcintire]

My wife has always wanted one of these for cruising around Lake Mead or on the Colorado River below Hoover Dam. She wants one so she can park it on the beach and have shade, since there are no trees around Lake Mead. I've never wanted one because I have a high need for speed. I just sold my three jet skis, which I used to run around the lake at full speed (65mph) for hours. If I bought this pontoon boat it would remind me of when I sold my first car -- a Firebird Formula 400 -- and bought my second car -- a Datsun 510. I went from a 400 cubic inch engine to a 95 cubic inch engine and went from VAROOOOM to EEEEEEEEEE!

[twogone]

We could use that in the Deep South right about now and an amphibious tornado shelter too