I'm wondering what the man's blood alcohol content would have registered.
"The owner doesn't care, you can do it" shouted the crowd.
If it was my Camry, there'da been another arrest or two down at the local emergency room... your author being one of those.
'95 SMB E350 Quigley 7.3
... If you have to ask, you'll never understand...
"... torpedo'd, because we don't generally cotton to bullshit around here." -jage
"... do they ooch apart in the night?" -Dia