They say puns are the lowest form of humor. This collection definitely deserves to be six feet under.
I am not going to undertake any further attempts at resuscitation of this thread.
Calling it a night now...
(Apologies to kovian. Poor guy's just trying to sell a van; he types a "c" instead of a "g", and he ends up having to put up with us totally hijacking his thread all night. If it is any consolation, kovian, you definitely take the prize for the most free bumps in an evening.
)