Your solicitation reminded me of an old joke;
One rainy day, an old man was standing near a big puddle in front of a pub. He was holding a rod and a string. A few people walked past him and, even though they were curious, they didn't say anything.
However, a gentleman saw the old man and wondered what he was doing there. He decided to approach him.
"What are you doing?" he asked. The old man looked at him and replied, "Fishing."
The gentleman laughed in his mind. He wasn't sure if the old man was joking or serious. Just a few seconds later, he decided to invite him to drink at the bar and get him out of the rain.
The old man immediately accepted his invitation. A bartender approached them when they walked in, and they ordered for a drink. As they were sipping their cups of whiskey, the gentleman asked the old man, "Tell me, sir, how many have you caught?"
"You're the eighth one today," the old man replied.
, Just thought I’d add to the humor.