Funny bumper stickers

[dhally]

Originally Posted by Gnarvan

Since most of my miles this time of year are after dark it's been pretty slim pickins on funny bumper stickers. I thought I'd recycle a couple of my favorites from the past

I'm sure everyone has seen the yellow ribbon "Support the Troops" magnets. I saw a black one one day and it read "Support Sex, Drugs and Rock and Roll".

Another sticker that got a smile from me was a spin off from the "Give Peace a Chance" sticker. This one was placed right next an Army Ranger sticker. It read "Give War a Chance". Not a concept I support but I give it credit for creativity.

My favorite sticker along these lines: "Visualize whirled peas"

[durangatangs]

Saw this one the other day on a compact pickup. It was for a donkey refuge. Had a photo of a donkey and said "Does This Ass Make My Truck Look Big?"

[Pntyrmvr]

Hi

Slow drivers with no concept of consistent speed should be denied drving privileges.

Stickers:

"Travel first class. Your children will." A favourite of my folks. Hmmm.

My fave:

"Cigar smokers love a good butt."

Also:

"Warning. Driver only carries $20 worth of ammunition."

Regards,

Gavin

[Tapatio]

[carringb]

I've thought about putting one of these on my hood:

[depark]

Originally Posted by Tapatio

It is amazing the amount of people that choose the "Suicide"! Just last summer that very thing happened. The problem for the chap was the truck that was broke down in the shoulder lane. 120 kph to 0 in 2 seconds. OUCH!!

[scatter]

My all time favorite is:

"Don't argue with your wife, dicker"

[Gnarvan]

Originally Posted by scatter

My all time favorite is:

"Don't argue with your wife, dicker"

Another one along those lines is one of my all time favorites.

"I got a gun for my wife. Pretty good trade huh?"

[Vegasrandall]

I was always puzzled by a vanity plate that said 3M TA3. I finally asked the owner and he said look at it in your rear view mirror, It's for left lane morons.

[shenrie]

^^^ our dmv is on to that plate. when you request it, you are automatically denied due to its meaning being obsene, but somehow a buddy of mine just got "BISHPLS" (bitch please) on his 600hp supra. explain that one, lol. i need to ask him what he put for his plate meaning.