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03-17-2020, 09:03 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: TN
Posts: 10,222
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There goes the neighborhood
This just in: Trump has just declared that all internet traffic and forum use will be suspended at 1400 eastern today due to too many hands on the keyboard.
Since hand sanitizer and most other cleaning supplies are sold out there is simply no way to insure the cleanliness of the keyboard so we must cease all use for 6-8 months, just to be safe.
I was sitting on the john with my laptop propped up on a fresh 6000 pack of Charmin when I got the notification from Fox news. 6 squeaky clean, squalking supermodel talking heads told me about from their round table so it must be true. I mean, they have journalism degrees, you know.
I got in the car to exercise my only freedom left driving to Best Buy to just buy a new computer. In theory this should insure absolute sterility from any outbreak seeing how it's a new, sealed computer but I didn't remember that every computer available is made in China, ground zero for this vicious attack on 'Muricanism.
Laptops were the only thing left in stock in the store so I maxed out my 3 credit cards and bought 400 of them. They are in my garage now and my 4 pit bulls are guarding them but if you really need one I might can give you the forum member special at $3999 per unit, of course we would need to do the sale before 1400 today.
I opened a fresh laptop and as soon as I could get signed on I got the same pop up from Fox. All keyboard traffic prohibited after 1400. Don says so. He has all of the answers for my life so I must comply.
On the way home just before unloading all of those laptops I bought all of the Krystal chili that was available from the drive thru, my only option. So it's back to the John to enjoy my last couple hours of internet use before it is banned.
Hey, some of you are just hoarding but I NEED all of this toilet paper.
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03-17-2020, 09:13 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Portland, OR
Posts: 1,253
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2001 Ford RB 7.3 Quadvan (sold)
2006 Sportsmobile EB Transformer 6.0
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03-17-2020, 08:13 PM
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Site Team
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Santa Fe, NM
Posts: 1,202
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Life and baseball both sometimes are not fair, but it is how you play the hops that counts. —Scott Miller, NYT Sports
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03-17-2020, 09:32 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Oregon Ciry Oregon
Posts: 2,843
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Larrie
Read detailed trip reports, see photos and videos on my travel blog, luinil.com.
Current van: 2002 Ford E350 extended body camper with Colorado Camper Van pop top and Agile Offroad 4WD conversion.
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03-18-2020, 11:32 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2017
Posts: 166
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 86Scotty
This just in: Trump has just declared that all internet traffic and forum use will be suspended at 1400 eastern today due to too many hands on the keyboard.
Since hand sanitizer and most other cleaning supplies are sold out there is simply no way to insure the cleanliness of the keyboard so we must cease all use for 6-8 months, just to be safe.
I was sitting on the john with my laptop propped up on a fresh 6000 pack of Charmin when I got the notification from Fox news. 6 squeaky clean, squalking supermodel talking heads told me about from their round table so it must be true. I mean, they have journalism degrees, you know.
I got in the car to exercise my only freedom left driving to Best Buy to just buy a new computer. In theory this should insure absolute sterility from any outbreak seeing how it's a new, sealed computer but I didn't remember that every computer available is made in China, ground zero for this vicious attack on 'Muricanism.
Laptops were the only thing left in stock in the store so I maxed out my 3 credit cards and bought 400 of them. They are in my garage now and my 4 pit bulls are guarding them but if you really need one I might can give you the forum member special at $3999 per unit, of course we would need to do the sale before 1400 today.
I opened a fresh laptop and as soon as I could get signed on I got the same pop up from Fox. All keyboard traffic prohibited after 1400. Don says so. He has all of the answers for my life so I must comply.
On the way home just before unloading all of those laptops I bought all of the Krystal chili that was available from the drive thru, my only option. So it's back to the John to enjoy my last couple hours of internet use before it is banned.
Hey, some of you are just hoarding but I NEED all of this toilet paper.
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Like I said,it's like we are livin in a SYFY movie Best Buy,yea right, there's an Oxymoron for ya
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03-18-2020, 02:43 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2017
Location: VIRGINIA
Posts: 632
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You got too much time on your hands.
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'07 GMC 2500 6.0
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03-18-2020, 04:07 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Eugene, Oregon
Posts: 1,126
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Lots of people have are being forced to have too much time on their hands these days...
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2015 Chevy Express 3500 Duramax
w/ Quigley 4x4 & Agile Fox shocks
Sold 2005 E350 Chateau
Quigley with Agile RIP, 6.0 PSD
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03-18-2020, 04:12 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2017
Posts: 166
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Quote:
Originally Posted by gahamby
You got too much time on your hands.
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Yep. Proud of it
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03-18-2020, 08:21 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2018
Location: Richmond VA
Posts: 317
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Don't you guys have vans to work on? I do, and now there's time to do it.
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The gone-but-not-forgotten project.
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03-18-2020, 09:45 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Oregon Ciry Oregon
Posts: 2,843
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Working on your van is a form of social isolation. So is camping in the boondocks for 14 days.
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Larrie
Read detailed trip reports, see photos and videos on my travel blog, luinil.com.
Current van: 2002 Ford E350 extended body camper with Colorado Camper Van pop top and Agile Offroad 4WD conversion.
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