Haha! Reminds me of my buddy's Nissan Stanza that he had in high school. For those who have never heard of it, the Stanza was a strange hybrid of mini-van rear sliding doors in a tall wagon form factor. Severely underpowered. I'll never forget heading up to the mountains on I-70 for some adventure, getting passed by anything and everything, everybody in the car leaning forward in the vain hope that it would help the vehicle move faster. My buddy casually reached over and flipped a switch on the dash...so my eyes followed to see what he was doing. Turns out he had flipped on the "Booster Rockets"...