$600.00 worth of candy included

[FVShootingStar]

I'm tempted, if it wasn't this dam diabetes I would be in.
https://inlandempire.craigslist.org/...813349318.html

[Twoxentrix]

Sweeeeeet deal here!

[BroncoHauler]

I actually like the rims.

[SteelheadJones]

What's a restraint depot?

[86Scotty]

It's where you get restraining orders on the cheap.

Among all of the, ahem, punctuation, I picked out this sentiment which I'll sort of paraphrase here. "It's the greatest van in the world. Come get it off my lot. I don't want to see it anymore."

.....obviously.

[larrie]

The jingle that plays while driving it would make me crazy. Also not sure it goes over 20 mph.