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"Imagine the look on your buddies face when he pulls up in his brand new pickup only to see that everyone else is preoccupied with your new van. But he will soon understand when he comes close and you crack open your cold fridge and hand him an ice cold beer. Yes, this van is a head turner. It has the older (yet less lame) body style everyone is trying to find. A monster 4.6 liter V-8 to get you through the sandy roads in Mexico or the mountains of Colorado. The little girl, however will be upset at the long trips to Scorpion Bay… until she learns that she can watch Frozen on perpetual loop because this baby has a television with a DVD player. She will be in heavenly bliss all the way to your heavenly bliss. And there is more. Park this icon van at Old Man’s Beach put up the table and wha- ha you have a makeshift romantic dinner date. You heat up some tv dinners in…Yes you have a microwave! Pour a nice glass of wine… yes you can because it is registered as an RV! And then turn the table into a comfy bed and play twister behind the dark tinted windows. It has enough plugs and phone chargers to get your work done at the beach or keep an army of teenagers equipped with fully charged phones for their facespace addiction. “But I need a bathroom for the kids” you may say. Well, we have a state of the art porta potty so your little ones don’t have to go marching into the forest with a shovel in the middle of the night bear spray in hand. And what about a shower? Cha-ching, use the porta shower head, turn on the water pump, put down the plastic flooring and use your virtually endless supply (15 gallons) of water to rise off after a hike or get the bacteria infested ocean water off your dome before heading to work. Then use the sexy roof rack to hang your wetsuit up to dry while at the office. This van is clean, beefy, and ready to explore (unlike those weak, car chassis, astro-van looking sprinters that shivers at the thought of a dirt road).
Year 2012
Engine 4.6 liter V-8
Miles 115,000
4x2
Action Van Performance Suspension system
BF Goodrich K02 Tires
Action Van Performance Steering Stabilizer Kit
Price 29,000 OBO"
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SMB-less as of 02/04/2012. Our savings account is richer, but our adventures are poorer.
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