Originally Posted by danamrak
Now what the heck is a RV park and hillbilly-squeal-piggy-boy RV park? Definitely need to get more info on this, sounds like quite a story.
Actually there are a few nice ones, then there are the bad ones...
After you meet the clan you know you're in a hillbilly trailer park when…
Their Halloween pumpkin on the front porch has more teeth than who’s living there.
They let their twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids.
They have been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
They think a woman who is "out of their league" bowls on a different night.
Jack Daniel's makes their list of "Most Admired People."
They think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
They wonder how gas stations keep their restrooms so clean.
Someone in their family died right after saying "Hey, y'all watch this!"
Their Junior/Senior prom had a daycare.
Someone lit a match in the bathroom and their “house” exploded right off its wheels.
The bluebook value of their RV goes up and down, depending on how much gas it has in it.
You overheard: Ya' can't git married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a dang law against it.
The guy next to you thinks loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
The toilet paper in the outhouse has page numbers on it.