Well, you've got the one group cleaning out tools which means they have a truck or van to put them in, which would be more likely to break into a cargo van.
The other side is the meth head who is going to break your window in hopes of an iPod or something else they can pocket or put under their arm and unload for a few bucks. While nobody is really safe from that guy, having all the fancy items you're trying to avoid on the outside makes it seem like a better target for inside.
So, splitting the difference I think you should go for basic van- rv style windows won't appear any different from any window van, but at the same time make the statement "no tools!". Then skip anything fancy on the outside- Aluminess, rims, roofrack. Nobody notices a PH top, and honestly without the Aluminess bumpers the vans get pretty nondescript pretty quick in my opinion.
Better yet, put windows all down the sides, and front to back fill the interior with belt-less nondescript bench seats. Paint it yellow with black stripes.