time2mtbike
Advanced Member
Hi my name's Matt and I'm a Van-Aholic.
I know what your thinking. I'm not a Van-Aholic, I just like my van. I could sell it and get a hybrid Yaris any time I want. I only have this van because I need the room.
I know it feels better to think this but the truth is, if you are reading this on this forum you have a serious addiction to vans and need to get help soon.
It's the same story every time. You buy your van to camp and travel in only, but remember **** is paved with good intentions. Then the addiction starts to set in. You buy this, upgrade that and everything is still good. Remember though these little changes are like gateway drugs that don't hurt anyone, your just happy living in your new "van" world. Then it all changes when one day your surfing the web and what do you come across. None other than Sportsmobile Forum. A whole viral network of happy van people, just like you. Wow you think, this is great. I'll just join to say hi and maybe look at some photos to get some ideas. Little did you know the minute you joined the forum the van-phoria would start rushing through your veins and infect your brain like a virus. Your whole life would start to change. You start to envision your van as a monstrous 4x4, you think nothing of cutting large holes in your van to accommodate windows, raised tops and anything else you can no longer live with out. No longer are your weekends free to work around the house, you start to distance yourself from friends and family that don't own there own van. Now your only true friends go by names like "jage", "bettywhite" and "elvis" just to name a few.
Fear not my friend, there is help out there for you. Join the Van-Aholics Anonymous. We will free you from this constant need to live the van life style. You can live the life of 40 mpg in just 10 short weeks. You'll step out of that full size van and into one of our luxury minivans, then down to a town car and Finley you will drive away in your new Yaris. Free from the worry of having to own a awesome van, free from people asking you question after question about your van every were you go. Don't worry no matter how long you've owned a van, we can save you. Call now, space is limited. :a1:
I know what your thinking. I'm not a Van-Aholic, I just like my van. I could sell it and get a hybrid Yaris any time I want. I only have this van because I need the room.
I know it feels better to think this but the truth is, if you are reading this on this forum you have a serious addiction to vans and need to get help soon.
It's the same story every time. You buy your van to camp and travel in only, but remember **** is paved with good intentions. Then the addiction starts to set in. You buy this, upgrade that and everything is still good. Remember though these little changes are like gateway drugs that don't hurt anyone, your just happy living in your new "van" world. Then it all changes when one day your surfing the web and what do you come across. None other than Sportsmobile Forum. A whole viral network of happy van people, just like you. Wow you think, this is great. I'll just join to say hi and maybe look at some photos to get some ideas. Little did you know the minute you joined the forum the van-phoria would start rushing through your veins and infect your brain like a virus. Your whole life would start to change. You start to envision your van as a monstrous 4x4, you think nothing of cutting large holes in your van to accommodate windows, raised tops and anything else you can no longer live with out. No longer are your weekends free to work around the house, you start to distance yourself from friends and family that don't own there own van. Now your only true friends go by names like "jage", "bettywhite" and "elvis" just to name a few.
Fear not my friend, there is help out there for you. Join the Van-Aholics Anonymous. We will free you from this constant need to live the van life style. You can live the life of 40 mpg in just 10 short weeks. You'll step out of that full size van and into one of our luxury minivans, then down to a town car and Finley you will drive away in your new Yaris. Free from the worry of having to own a awesome van, free from people asking you question after question about your van every were you go. Don't worry no matter how long you've owned a van, we can save you. Call now, space is limited. :a1:
