I may be completely off the mark here and, if I am, just move along, but I sense that you might be looking for a bunch of stuff that will meet your needs, but you might not have the $$ for it. A lot of folks here really wanted a certain thing and would have sold our first born to pay for it if we found it but, lo and behold, they wanted actual money which is, commonly, in short supply.
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Thanks for the input, Otter. Without getting too philosophical, here are my thoughts:
I'm an accountant, so every decision I make comes with a pretty detailed cost/benefit analysis. When I look at the SMB decision, I think about the amount of money I'm willing to spend, the amount of time I'm willing to invest, and the amount of use I actually envision getting out of the vehicle. All of these factors are dependent on the other, which makes it a difficult analysis.
The money aspect is complicated. I'm fortunate enough that I could afford to buy an expensive SMB, but I'm not sure that's a smart investment. More important to me is time - that is the one resource that I don't have nearly enough of. And finally, the use of the vehicle - that I'm just not sure about - I'd like to think it would get used quite a bit, but life gets in the way, so I have to be realistic.
So, here are my options:
1. Buy a really nice one for $60k. Even though it's newer, stuff can still go wrong. Have to deal with depreciation/value swings. Have to worry about an expensive van getting stolen or damaged in Mexico. Don't know what I like/dislike and that's a steep price to pay to find out. Also, just doesn't feel right spending that kind of money on something which is more of a luxury/toy.
2. Buy a $10K van and have someone build it. This takes time and money. Once again, have to pay full cost for the build and then deal with depreciation. Plus I have to wait for the van to be built...definite no.
3. Buy a $10K van and do work myself. Seems fair, but once again, time is my most valuable and limited resource. I'd much rather pay up for one that is close to done. Now, I could buy something basic and do like you said - add a half-ass bed, etc. But, a 4wd van, or a 2wd with lift and locker will be at least $15k. And those are generally higher mileage too.
4. Which leads me to the van that I've been asking about, and why I'm so curious for an opinion. This van has all the features, could go camping on day one, is cheap enough that I don't care if I have to scrap it for $5k in a year, and I don't have to worry about it in Mexico. But, I know it's 25 years old and stuff goes wrong - which is why I'm hoping I can get some more feedback.
5. Finally, my last option, and the one that started this whole thread, is to find a van in that happy medium of somewhat newer, but around $30k. This seems to be a unicorn though.
Funny enough, I parked next to a guy while surfing the other day who had a 1996 SMB EB E350 2WD. He purchased it 3 years ago for $10k with 130,000 miles. He added 10k in solar, lift, tires and couple of odds and ends. He mentioned something which made me think an older van might not be such a bad idea:
Said it had a 360 engine in it (which seemed strange to me), which he said was a blessing. He said every shop in Mexico has parts for that engine, but break down in a complicated diesel, and it might be awhile before you find a shop which can do the repair.
My final thought - if I got some responses that a 1991 SMB like the one I posted is a waste of time/piece of junk/problems waiting to happen - then I would lean towards your opinion of just getting a basic van, adding a lift and locker right away, and going from there. But, I haven't heard anything yet - and I still haven't found that basic van which is just right...