I guess one word? “Explore”.
A little off topic but maybe we should throw the cheesy stuff at ya.
Why I bought it:
“Live life as if you were to die tomorrow”.
Ready to head out on a trip:
“Turn the key, hit the road, and when you come to fork in the trail take it”.
Response to an individual saying you don’t need 4WD on a web site I write for:
“I don’t think of my SMB as a camper, rather a comfortable shelter that can climb to places most RV’s can’t”.
Looking at it when I got it home for the first time:
“Where have you been all of my life”.
Sitting on my driveway:
“Money Vortex”.
For you married folks:
“Polygamist”. This would only apply to me if I owned 2 Sportsmobile's
Diesel fuel prices:
“Could a had a V-10”. (Seems someone here already said that).
Neighbor complaining about me warming up my motor:
“Too _______bad”. Insert word(s) to fit like I did.
Too, oh does it bother you? I’m so sorry, I’ll just drive away with a cold 10,000 dollar motor and ruin it, bad. Ya, like I said that.
Traveling by myself:
“Are we there yet”?
On a bad Jeep trail:
“Please don’t break”.
On top of the highest peak:
“CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW!”.
When I meet a backpacker on the trail that won’t yield:
I know what you're thinking. "Is that a gas or a diesel" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a Sportsmobile, the most powerful van in the world, and would blow you clean off the trail, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
What the backpacker said while I passed by:
“Even a caveman can drive it”.
I’ll stop here.
Dave Boyer
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2006 Ford 6.0PSD EB-50/E-PH SMB 4X4 Rock Crawler Trailer
Sportsmobile 4X4 Adventures.......... On and off road adventures
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