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Old 04-06-2020, 07:56 PM   #1
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A Lighter Side of COVID-18

  • Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
  • I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.
  • I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
  • Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The Bedroom
  • PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
  • Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.
  • I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone
  • This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.
  • So, after this quarantine.....will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?
  • Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
  • My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
  • Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.
  • I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?
  • I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I'm getting tired of Los Livingroom.
  • Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
  • Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year".... I'm offended.
  • Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under
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Old 04-06-2020, 08:22 PM   #2
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LMAO!!! That is some funny s**t right there.
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Old 04-06-2020, 08:30 PM   #3
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My contribution.

Check it out...

https://youtu.be/IbQX9ndDLl4
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Old 04-06-2020, 08:39 PM   #4
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Don't quit your day job.


But seriously, those are good!
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Old 04-06-2020, 10:40 PM   #5
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Great stuff Don!

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Old 04-07-2020, 04:49 AM   #6
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LMAO!!! That is some funny s**t right there.
I get "account terminated"----is that a fact?

OTOH great comedic take on all this---helps a bit to keep things in perspective with a chuckle--thanks for sharing!
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Old 04-07-2020, 08:31 AM   #7
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That list is awesome!

Our trip for Spring Break pretty much got cancelled. Now we are waiting to see how this whole thing pans out.

So I am looking at us doing the trip to Puerto Backyarda.
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Old 04-07-2020, 04:23 PM   #8
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Remember when in 2000 we worried about Y2K, and now in 2020 we worry about Y2PLY?


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Old 04-07-2020, 05:42 PM   #9
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Don't quit your day job.


But seriously, those are good!
Can’t take credit—it’s one of those Internet things gone viral. () Here another one:

I’m so bored, I went outside to knock on my door, then came back in to ask, “Who is it?”

Let’s see what everyone else can come up with.
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